Is a wrong diet fuelling the Middle Eastern Crisis?
Edward de Bono attributed the aggression that both the Israelis and Arabs feel to their diet, unleavened bread is very low in zinc and studies have found that Semitic people have very low levels of zinc in their bodies. Behavioural psychologists have found a direct correlation linking low levels of zinc and aggression, so to solve the Middle Eastern problem we need to introduce yeasty harvest such as Marmite or vegemite, is this really so simple? Why has this not been done and how should we do this?
ah yes, Vegemite – the answer to every problem! from hangovers to cancer, to healthy cell production, to pregnant anemia etc etc – how ever it would require approval from the US as they have banned Vegemite in the states due to it containing folate (yes god forbid the holy states be subject to something healthy for breakfast), doubtless why they’re so uptight too…. But yes i agree, military air crafts should drop Vegemite on the Middle East.
we pleased liddle Vegemite’s as sharp as sharp can be
we all delight in our Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea
our mummy says we’re growing stronger every single week
because we like our Vegemite,
we all adore our Vegemite,
it puts a rose in every cheek!
Ah, so thats what Bush was eating?References :
Fascinating but surely this is an over-simplified version of the theory.
But I will donate enough for a case myself. Who’s with me?References :
maybe we should just stop giving israel so many weapons so that they can’t start illegally occupying even more countries and stop murdering so many poor innocuous civilians
your question is amusing even ifReferences :
ah yes, Vegemite – the answer to every problem! from hangovers to cancer, to healthy cell production, to pregnant anemia etc etc – how ever it would require approval from the US as they have banned Vegemite in the states due to it containing folate (yes god forbid the holy states be subject to something healthy for breakfast), doubtless why they’re so uptight too…. But yes i agree, military air crafts should drop Vegemite on the Middle East.
we pleased liddle Vegemite’s as sharp as sharp can be
we all delight in our Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea
our mummy says we’re growing stronger every single week
because we like our Vegemite,
we all adore our Vegemite,
it puts a rose in every cheek!References :